I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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