PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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