All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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