How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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