Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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