I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
