Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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