Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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