why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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