Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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