dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
