erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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