their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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