hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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