do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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