Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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