My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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