Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
...so i touched it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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