is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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