Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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