I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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