Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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