I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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