Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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