From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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