I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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