I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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