i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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