so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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