Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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