so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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