Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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