In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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