The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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