I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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