One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
where are you?
Hypothermia
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
