The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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