For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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