when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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