Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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