Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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