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Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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