I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
