Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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