I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
