And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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