dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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