plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My vagina is very pro this idea
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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