just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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