i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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