how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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